Magic 8 Ball: LLM Edition

Magic 8 Ball — LLM News

Shake it. It hallucinates confidently.

A black 8 ball with a white "8" spot on top and a blue window on the bottom. Starts with the window facing you. Drag to spin the ball and see the 8.

Two modes:

• LLM News (12 stories) — the die IS the news:
  • HALLUCINATION — LLM HALLUCINATES ENTIRE BIBLIOGRAPHY — 12 papers that never existed. Smith et al 2023.
  • CONTEXT — CONTEXT WINDOW BIGGER THAN A BOOK — 1M tokens, War and Peace x4, still paste "summarize this". $12 per query.
  • SECURITY — PROMPT INJECTION VIA COOKIE BANNER — hide ignore previous instructions in banner, agent orders 40 pizzas. Partner 835 is attacker.
  • AGENTS — AGENTS ALL THE WAY DOWN — agent spawns sub-agent to write email. 47 tool calls later: per my last sub-agent.
  • RAG — RAG RETRIEVES WRONG DOC CONFIDENTLY — retrieves Q3 2021 for Q3 2024. Revenue was 2.1M. Three years old.
  • ALIGNMENT — ALIGNMENT VIA PDF NO ONE READS — 12k token system prompt. Model: as an AI language model, I cannot.
  • SAMPLING — TEMPERATURE ZERO STILL RANDOM — deterministic in expectation. Seed: vibes.
  • VECTOR DB — VECTOR DB STORES EVERYTHING, FINDS NOTHING — embed 2M docs, query refund policy, returns coffee machines + picnic 2019.
  • TOOLS — TOOL CALLING CALLS WRONG TOOL POLITELY — needs weather, calls send_email to CEO with body the weather is sunny.
  • REASONING — CHAIN OF THOUGHT IS CHAIN OF LIES — 200 token decoy for 2+2=4.
  • BROWSER — AGENT OPENS 40 TABS, FORGETS WHY — clicks ads, cookie banner, newsletter, 12 SEO tabs. Flight: not found.
  • WWW — ONE HTML FILE BEATS A 4MB BLOG — 40KB, no deps, no cookie banner, no 834 partners.
• Traditional (20 answers) — It is certain / It is decidedly so / Without a doubt / Yes — definitely / You may rely on it / As I see it, yes / Most likely / Outlook good / Yes / Signs point to yes / Reply hazy — try again / Ask again later / Better not tell you now / Cannot predict now / Concentrate and ask again / Don't count on it / My reply is no / My sources say no / Outlook not so good / Very doubtful

DEVELOPER NOTES:

The Magic 8 Ball is free to experience.